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May 31 '12
semperloki: this is my favourite sequence of wikipedia latin phrases

semperloki:

this is my favourite sequence of wikipedia latin phrases

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May 31 '12

acoolranchlunatic:

Movies I Could Quote For Days
  ╙> Anchorman (2004)

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May 27 '12

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May 26 '12
“We didn’t get any points but we got the Olympics”
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Graham Norton (via consultingcoldplayer)

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May 26 '12
sbosma: Haircut.

sbosma:

Haircut.

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May 25 '12

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May 21 '12

Utdrag från “Mammas nya kille” 1/10-06 “Gotte”

“Det var precis som mäklaren sa, läget säljer sig självt. Kvadratmeter pris: 90 000 kronor, en svårslagen all time high. Det blev min kollega Stefan som stod som köpare till min gamla lägenhet, komplett med en allvarlig fuktskada. När alla gått från lägenhetsvisningen övertalade jag honom att lägga ett bud.

-Men jag behöver ingen ny lägenhet. klagade Stefan

Jag förklarade att hans bud enbart skulle fungera som en marknads stimulerande åtgärd.

-Men är inte fejkade bud mot reglerna? sa Stefan

-Nej. sa jag, Det är så bostadsmarknaden i Stockholm fungerar.

Jag lovade en ordentlig bonus som skulle utbetalas i småkakor till onsdags kaffet.

- Se det som ett slags fikabrödets wealthbuilder. förklarade jag

Det var ett erbjudande Stefans kolestrolberoende kropp inte kunde motstå.”

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May 19 '12

kingcheddarxvii:

Imagine having a perfect internet connection as a superpower

Everywhere you go you have perfect wi-fi and you can extend the power to give others a good signal, too

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May 18 '12
kelbremdusk: ok fuck screw it here’s the version with horns (even tho i like the first version better jhgfdfghj) good thing that at least someone noticed lol you people and your homoslugs

kelbremdusk:

ok fuck screw it

here’s the version with horns (even tho i like the first version better jhgfdfghj)

good thing that at least someone noticed lol

you people and your homoslugs

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May 16 '12
Oh man, this was me in highschool, I call them shame naps

Oh man, this was me in highschool, I call them shame naps

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May 14 '12

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May 14 '12
sdkay: Teb-Tengri for Phobs. От большой и светлой любви!! Вдохновляешь чертовски)))) 

sdkay:

Teb-Tengri for Phobs.

От большой и светлой любви!! Вдохновляешь чертовски)))) 

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May 14 '12
tokidokifish: totallytruetrivia: After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.” #IN WHICH TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY LOKI

tokidokifish:

totallytruetrivia:

After filming 2011’s Thor, director Kenneth Branagh noticed that the prop hammer -Mjolnir - had gone missing, distressing the famous director who had planned to keep it as a memento. Actor Tom Hiddleston, a longtime friend of Branagh’s, is reported to have taken the prop. He currently has no plans to return it, and is “not sorry.”

#IN WHICH TOM HIDDLESTON IS ACTUALLY LOKI

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May 13 '12
newsflick: Alpacas after their annual shearing at Alpaca-Land farm, Goeming, near Salzburg. [Photographs: Kerstin Joensson/AP] Look at the top left dude, that’s one cool alpaca

newsflick:

Alpacas after their annual shearing at Alpaca-Land farm, Goeming, near Salzburg. [Photographs: Kerstin Joensson/AP]

Look at the top left dude, that’s one cool alpaca

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